Satanic Olsen Twins Miss Halloween By Two Weeks

Yes, apparently they need to buy some calendars with their dueling $150M fortunes. Halloween’s over, losers! In this picture, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are dressing for success… either in the underworld, or some lame party somewhere.

Perhaps they’re just trying to put a scare into Paris and Nicky Hilton, who seem intent on screwing their ex-boyfriends. Regardless, these would make some scary ass Halloween costumes. Hopefully they save them ’til next year. We are seriously creeped out. Not as much as when we see Nicole Richie, but close. Check it out:

So who’s who? If you must know, Mary-Kate Olsen is the Red Devil, while Ashley is Black Death. At least that’s what we’re calling those crazy, possibly satanic Olsen twins. They sure look ready to suck. Blood, that is.

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